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(Last day of the world series)
I’m on the bus going to the subway station, BPD cop is standing up front (probably riding for free).
Cop: Hey who’s ready to see the sax win the series huh?!
Crowd: (minimal groans of enthusiasm)
Cop: C’mahn who isn’t right?! I should ask who isn’t ready to see them win am I right? Ha, get those cahdinal fans outta heeyuh!
(Cop claps his hands and points…at me…who had to be the only person standing directly in front of him)
Cop: not too excited are ya?…you’re a cardinals fan aren’t ya (I can’t keep up with the lack of r’s)
Me: Haha nah
Cop: hey its ok its ok, just feel bad you had to waste your money coming over here haha
Me: Ha, not a fan of either really
Cop: eh…as long as you aren’t a fan of that other team right haha
Me: (grin and nod)
Cop: ah Jesus get this guy off the bus ha (half lighthearted half looking annoyed laugh), give me one good reason why you’d do that to yourself?! Haha
(Bus arriving at station…)
Me: I can give you 27 reasons (reference to the 27 championships the Yankees have won)
Random Bus passenger: oooh s***.
(Half the people got off, half stayed on waiting!)
Cop: (expression immediately goes into “cop mode”) Alright everybody off the bus but you, wait a minute, alright c’mon last stop.
(People got off, empty bus, bus starts to pull away down the driveway to pick up people, cop taps driver on shoulder tells him, wait, don’t go)
Cop: buddy, I don’t know where you’re from, or who you like, but you better start showing some respect to the City of Boston (in my head: Whaaat?!?!) This has been a tough year for the city, what the Sox did is a testament to the character of this city, you need to understand that.
Me: Oh I get it, I’m sorry you got offended when I answered your question officer, you asked. Am I under arrest for being a Yankee fan, I’m sure that’ll score me some tickets in the Bronx if that goes down haha
Cop: (cold stare) get off the bus